February 2012
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venusaurphobia:
*Martin Luther King Jr. rises from grave*
*pulverizes 3rd grader that drew the 2012 MLK Day google logo*
There’s still 11 fucking states in this country without streets named after me
*kicks over Malcolm X’s tombstone*
*points at Obama*
Get a tan, fucker
*extends Black History Month through May*
*turns into fog monster from Lost and dissipates*
Caught up in one of those "My Life Is Meaningless"...
Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
haha-l-m-a-o:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
cosmonautcat:
earlier today on the internet i saw somebody who had said something stupid and now they were getting all defensive and they said the following: “I was JFK” i assume they meant “i was just fucking kidding” but i was all
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Adele is looking rather attractive tonight
Dave just mentioned his Garage
seidi-idies:
LAVIEDELA: Dave Grohl. A true musician. →
laviedela:
I am in tears at the Surry Hills library after hearing his speech for accepting Grammy’s for Wasting Light which was recorded on tape, which means NO digital manipulation of what was played in the recordings. In an age of computers and superficiality, this has got to be one of the most bravest,…