CAREFUL THIS IS SERIOUS FOOD PORN HEART ATTACKS MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU OKAY I WARNED YOU
Via You bring the marmalade and I'll steal the toast.
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
you know he dead
Via Ruined Childhood
who the fuck names their kid pepper
someone who wants to add spice to their life
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
wait till the end
#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y
Via Slooty McSlooterson
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances