Regaining Unconsciousness


shingeki-no-kinky:

imforeverjustyours:

Sushi Life

CAREFUL THIS IS SERIOUS FOOD PORN HEART ATTACKS MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU OKAY I WARNED YOU


Via You bring the marmalade and I'll steal the toast.


trigger-happy-buttmunch:

so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.

he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’

(Source: hecklord)



everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead


Via Ruined Childhood

espeonchan:

candymandie:

espeonchan:

who the fuck names their kid pepper

someone who wants to add spice to their life

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(Source: missespeon)

Via Slooty McSlooterson

moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

(Source: anti-social-cave)

Via Slooty McSlooterson



jacobtheloofah:

too little too late



crowtrolls:

hetaliangonewild:

wait till the end

#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y


Via Slooty McSlooterson




villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds






senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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(Source: bijection)

Via Ruined Childhood




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